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Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

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Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Can I know a love story of a medical student?

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

I'm looking for an answer from people who consider themselves "Gender Critical", or transphobic, or TERFs, and my question is this - Why would you refuse to use the pronouns someone wants? What does it cost you? Where's the harm?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Adopting a healthy diet may have cardiometabolic benefits regardless of weight loss - Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Here is every PC and Xbox game shown during Sony's PlayStation State of Play June 2025 - Windows Central

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

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Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Can you tell me a depressing story?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

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They put up a sign reading

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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